The museum curator needed a break.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is a cow's dream job?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?