Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
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What sport are eggs the best at?
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Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
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What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the saddest part of the week?