What does the sun drink out of?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a baby monkey?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?