Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of music do planets like?