Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?