Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the strongest animal?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?