What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do bunnies stay fit?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?