What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?