What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Did you know about April 1st?