Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Do dads always snore?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?