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What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are goats so funny?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?