What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call octopus twins?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?