What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do cows wear bells?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?