What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are goats so funny?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?