Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?