Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?