Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a henway?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why was the cat so small?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What animal scores the most in basketball?