Why do trees have so many friends?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call siblings who love math?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?