Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?