Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do you wash a lamb?
What utensil does water use to eat?