What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?