Where do belly buttons go to college?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you give a sick pig?