Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?