What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?