What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do little monsters call their mother?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?