What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?