What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?