Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do fairies always drink?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do fish watch TV shows?