What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are stones so good at music?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?