Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a silly hill?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?