Why did the professor write on the window?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's the politest month?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?