Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?