Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?