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Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do frogs eat in the summer?