What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What animal floats best?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?