Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What are you studying in math?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?