What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why do cats love to work?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?