How did the tree get lost?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the picture sent to jail?