Where do actors go to pray?
At Shirley Temple.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do goats and moms have in common?