Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the loudest sport?
What's the noisiest food?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?