Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
