Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?