Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How does a witch play loud music?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What bee is good for your health?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?