What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What animal has the most fun?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?