Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal loves Indian food?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?