Who won the race between two balls of string?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a singing rodent?