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Why was the musician arrested?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
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Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How does NASA organize a company party?