Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is spring the oddest season?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?