What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?