Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?