What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?