What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's the loudest sport?
What bee is good for your health?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call bees that are best friends?