A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do termites go camping?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?