What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the cloud date the fog?