Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?