What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What game do bats excel at?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?