What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the dog overweight?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?