What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the most athletic footwear?