I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do trees say when autumn comes?