Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?