When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the fish blush?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?