What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What words make the best athletes?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the artichoke so generous?