Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How long do chickens work?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What animal loves Indian food?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What sports are both plant-based?