Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?