How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?