How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who is the fastest reindeer?