People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?