What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
