What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?