Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?