Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?