What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the noisiest food?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?