What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?