What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where are average things manufactured?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?