What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the mime upset?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?