Why are grandkids so great?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?