What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?