What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?