What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?