What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What siblings are always sad?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What fairy loves to count?