What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why are turtles so shy?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do bees say in the summer?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the barber win the race?