Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?