What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What table can you never sit at?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the musician arrested?