What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do cats wear to work?