What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are all priests fit?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?