What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
I broke my finger!
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?