Where do books sleep?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What kind of bird can write?
Why was the bunny upset?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?