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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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What kind of bird can write?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?