What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?