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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
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What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
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