Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do birds threaten one another?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?