What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?