Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do books love to go on vacation?