What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
When do cows get tired?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?