Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which is the worst season?
What do they call pastors in Germany?