What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?