What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the mime upset?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did one plate say to the other?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?