What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What animal has the most fun?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What birds make average students?