What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
When do cows get tired?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?