What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What car is the perfect size for mice?