What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?