Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is grass so dangerous?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do insects learn at school?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do kittens go to school?