Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do chips wear socks?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?