What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was the bee sad?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?