What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did you learn in school today, son?