What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do birds threaten one another?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?