What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do you grill cheese?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?