What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?