What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
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Bears love exotic cars.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?