OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a small mom?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?