Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the professor write on the window?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?