Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is the difference between baseball and law?