Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?