Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do actors go to pray?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do fairies always drink?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?