Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What was the first animal in space?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?