Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?