Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Which cats love to be petted?
It's Crowded!
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How did the tree get lost?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?