Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you organize a space party?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?