Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do surfers go to school?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are bakers so good at math?
It's Crowded!
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's the noisiest food?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?