Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What car always breaks the rules?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?