Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did summer say to spring?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?