Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?