Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do fish do at parades?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the math book sad in winter?