What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the picture sent to jail?